It’s a Milford thing that we take conversational utterances out of context – just because we can. These are the ones from last night in the library.
The best thing about a question is how it illuminates the questioner.
What do you think about postage stamps?
I felt that about the kids I saw on the train today.
You mean you want to chop them in half?
It’s like my entire three hours of life coaching counts for nothing.
I can’t even say, ‘Hopefully people don’t die,’ in my line of work.
Especially when Angela Lansbury gets her head bitten off.
I just noticed you have the cutest little hands.
Mine’s like a drunken spider on its way to Odd Bins.
Did you say critgasm?
No, I said crit-induced aneurysm