Live from Milford 2021- Day 1 #2 – by Jacey Bedford

It’s a Milford thing that we take conversational utterances out of context – just because we can. These are the ones from last night in the library.

The best thing about a question is how it illuminates the questioner.
What do you think about postage stamps?

I felt that about the kids I saw on the train today.
You mean you want to chop them in half?

It’s like my entire three hours of life coaching counts for nothing.

I can’t even say, ‘Hopefully people don’t die,’ in my line of work.

Especially when Angela Lansbury gets her head bitten off.

I just noticed you have the cutest little hands.

Mine’s like a drunken spider on its way to Odd Bins.

Did you say critgasm?
No, I said crit-induced aneurysm

About Jacey Bedford

Jacey Bedford maintains this blog. She is a writer of science fiction and fantasy (, the secretary of Milford SF Writers (, a singer ( and a music agent booking UK tours and concerts for folk performers ( She's also a Home Office / UK Visas and Immigration department licensed sponsor processing UK work permits (Certificates of Sponsorship).
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